- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

a ginger has a soul

Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

What did little Jimmy say when he saw a group of dancing blue penguins dressed as cannibal clowns with saucers on their head ? "What the f*ck"

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

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