- Anti Joke

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

Q:Whats worse than a worm in apple? A:The Holocaust. Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Were both lawyers! :D Q: What happens when you throw a purple rock in to a green river? A: It splashes

Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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