- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Worse than the holocaust?

What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

I have a crush on my dad.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

your a towel.

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

Darude - Sandstorm

A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

I have two hands. Some people dont.

A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

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