What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

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what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

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whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

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What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

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THIS IS SPARTER!!! :3

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How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

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(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

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conrad profit

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Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

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What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

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I have two hands. Some people dont.

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what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

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When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

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A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. They both start to pee, and the white man looks over to the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the blackman's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels embaraased at his latent homosexuality. They both leave, never seeing eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

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Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

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Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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