What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

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Yeah, just went for more ice, its hot as hell here, and yeah its the weather, I dont mind you using valium, is that the same as Xanax? My mum uses it sometimes, she is afraid of heights and well, has to fly a lot so its complicated, if you dont mind, I have always wanted to know more about you so shall we?

I have no ideas.

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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