What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

Obamacare haters

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

wanna hear a joke? not really

A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

What is long and black The unemployment line

How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

Male penises.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

ROSS G IS OBESE

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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