what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

What's another word for a priest? Rapist

Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

the cast of the jersey shore

Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

where are you?

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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