What's the difference between vanilla ice cream and vanilla ice cream with chocolate chips? Neither one has vanilla ice cream in it except for both of them.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. Since the man understands the meanings of most common phrases he responds in the correct and expected manner.

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A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

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A son went to ask his father about his thoughts on abortion. "Dad, what do you think about abortion?" "Ask your sister." "I don't have a.."

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What do you call a black man at harvard? Probably a criminal who is in harvard law trying to find a good lawyer.

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a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

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Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit

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What's 9 plus 10? 19

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man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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What do you call a deaf black man? Well, if you did not already know his name, you would first have to contact a member of his family, or a friend, and ask them, as even if you were able to communicate the question of 'what is your name?' to the man, it is well known that the speech of deaf people is nowhere near as clear as that of people who are able to hear.

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S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

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yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

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Iggy Azalea

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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What did Freddie Mercurys father say at Freddies funeral. "Thats the cleanest hole our Freddies ever been in".

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What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

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Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

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space is fun

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