- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

Roses are red violets are blue we're stuck together like superglue roses go brown violets go darker cut the crap and the stupid laughter...I just went through a breakup

Guess What? What? Get in the van.

A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

what is the difference between a indian and a trampoline? you take you shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

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