How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

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How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

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today i wanted to write a joke...... a joke

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DOWN

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why was your family so sad? because you died due to your uncle's son's cousin urinating all over you as a baby causing you to sting yourself continually. did i mention you were born as a scorpion while your family members were all human beings making them neglect and throw you away in their trash when you would always climb out. your family secretly hid affection for you. back to the beginning. when you died everyone in the whole world except bill cosby got cancer at the exact moment you died, but years later (because bill cosby is immortal), he got down syndrome after everyone who was alive during your death died. that is why he goes doo dop bip babbity today.

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There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

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4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

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What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

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So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

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Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

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[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

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Woman's rights.

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Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

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How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

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I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

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I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

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why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

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wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

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