Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

what is the difference between a indian and a trampoline? you take you shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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