- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

Scientology.

Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

Hi my name is Jim

What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

Why can't Jimmy walk ever again? Because when he was 12 his father mistook him for a plank of wood a sawed his legs off. We may realise here that this prohibits him from walking.

What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

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