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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

What did one ear say to the other ear? Did you hear that?

Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

My butt!!!!

What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

Derpy Hooves is retarded.

Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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