- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

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Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

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