- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

Dear Board of education, so are we.

George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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