- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

A child with cancer grows up.

What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

Dont you guys just hate it when someone puts a stupid joke on anti-joke?

What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

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