Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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What did one ear say to the other ear? Did you hear that?

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What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

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how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

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How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

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How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

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What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

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The Irish man was sober.

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Smart Blondes

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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Knock, Knock! Who's There? Your neighbor, I found your lost cat! Oh thanks!

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What do you call six million jews? Dead.

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how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

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Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

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A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

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A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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