- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

Yo daddy!

What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

fart+fart=poop

Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

Q: How do you make a cat bark? A: Douse it in gasoline and throw it in a fire.........WOOF!!!!

Vagina ass.

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