- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

this is a joke

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? Because they often have to interact with violent and distrustful criminals.

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

my namew is jd

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

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