Bailey you suck at writing anti jokes quit!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :(

what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

Ken wins!

Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

Goku: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Freezebox: HOLY SHI... Narrator: Will Goku ever finish his attack? Will Freezebox stand there like a fucking bitch afraid for the next 48 damn epiodes rather than take a step to the side? Will the "Zee" fighters ever do anything else but comment the trucking obvious and stop aborting the show with their sweat? Find out in the next episode of... Moral: DRAGONBULL ZHIT!

A list of comebacks: Hows ur face nancy grace ur mom ur face ur moms face take it to my butt, cuz ur the only one that gives a crap

A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

Woman's Rights

Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

Trolololollolololololololololololololol

Why did Pamela Anderson cross the road? To meet me.

A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Father

How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

Q: What did the littl boy with cancer get for christmas? A: Nothing, he didnt make it that far.

Roses r red violets r blu I hav5 fingers the middle ones for u

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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