Yo daddy!

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How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

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There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

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conrad profit

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How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

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Vagina ass.

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What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

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When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

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A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

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Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

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(Family sat down at table) *Child goes to start a story* - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

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If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

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Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

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what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

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How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

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Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

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Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

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Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

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Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

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What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

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A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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