- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock knock. Come in.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

Why did the baby die? I killed it.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

Dont you guys just hate it when someone puts a stupid joke on anti-joke?

24

Where would canada be without nature? still here

a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??