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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting dirt on your brand new J's Finding your girlfriend cheating on you with your Great Dane and realizing that he dose her better than you.

Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

Where do babies come from? My garage

What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

What did the Vietnam veteran see on Christmas that changed his life? Nothing, he was blind. He continued to live his life in the same way, begging for drug money and getting bullied by all the other homeless vets.

26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

You should never talk to strangers.

Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

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