what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

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What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

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Do you know what they say? Words

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Why didn't the boy have any toes? - Because he did not have any legs.

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Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

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How do you kill yourself You jump of a cliff

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

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They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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What happened when the homosexual man came out of the closet? He was congratulated for winning the hide and seek contest.

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

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Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

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Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

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guess what? chicken butt.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what would you like to drink?". The horse, unable to comprehend english, just nods and proceeds to shit on the floor

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what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

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Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

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