you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Orange" "Oh, hey."

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

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A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

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what did the kid say when pee-wee was about to rape him ...huh just make it quick

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How are you? Yes

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Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "What's up?" The man replies, "The opposite of down."

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Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

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Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

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My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

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If Daniel has 3 concaved man boobs, and Isabelle has 13 homosexual friends, what is the ratio of dolphins to African rapists? Wenis, because Jimmy was raped last night.

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Whats better than an anti joke? Having sex with a supermodle

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Penis.

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Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

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How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

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Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

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Anti Joke

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