Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

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What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

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Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

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why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

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Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

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watashi no namae wa ramune desu

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Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

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How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

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It smells like triangles in here.

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What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

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What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

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What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

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why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

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There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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