- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

I had sex. Just kidding.

A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

The penn state football administration

Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

1+1 =? Too

What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

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