um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

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I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

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Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

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What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

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How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

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Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

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Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

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Homework.

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What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

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Q: Why did the baby stop crying? A: Because it was satisfied.

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A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

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Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

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Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

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Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

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Why did the girl die? No one knows.

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What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

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Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

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Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

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whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

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