- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

Q: Why did the baby stop crying? A: Because it was satisfied.

Homework.

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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