- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

Punch line.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

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