Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

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A snake walks into a bar

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how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

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One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

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BBC have a new porn channel. C Boobies...

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A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

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Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

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Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

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Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

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Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

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Your so stupid, that your stupid.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

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An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

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What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

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My mom caught me masturbating.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

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What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

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A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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