What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She has been abused severely for seven years by her pet kangaroo.

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How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

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What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

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Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

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What's there like a good neighbor? Your neighbor

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Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

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Why were little Suzie's parents crying? Suzie was kidnapped by Al Qeada

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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You wanna know the funniest joke ever? Justin bieber

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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What did the cancer patient say after the little boy told him a funny joke? I'm dying

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Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

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A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

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3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth guy ducks.

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what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

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Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

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Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

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what happens during a climax apples

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

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Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

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What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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