why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Woman's Rights

What do you call two black men kicking a ball? Soccer.

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kyle dosnt eat dick...

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

Bob: why didthe chicken cross the road? Tom: why? Bob: to get to your house Knock knock Tom: whos their Bob: the chicken

Why was the man sad His son got raped

Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

women's rights

W.N.B.A.

Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

what did the chicken say to the vet? nothing chickens dont talk

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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