Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

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What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

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Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

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What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

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Emily Brunelle is skinny

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Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

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Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

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What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

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Yeah its just my way of saying that I appreciate you worrying so much about me, you are a sweet girl, Honestly I do not understand why the hell you guys are using Horsehead AntiJoke out of all places, there are far more terrible forgettable sites available, I mean this sites connection suddenly went from disgustingly terrible to fine and dandy, the Feds, the Interpol and even fucking Al Qaeda might be reading every single message, but there is no way in hell anyone can decipher the code format, if they could, they would have done it when I invented it sixteen years ago, Myself mind you, nothing subtle about me today apparently.

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Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

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What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

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How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

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Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

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this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

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What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

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A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

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Why didn't the blonde laugh at my blonde joke? She's dead. She should of laughed at my jokes more.

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