Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

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Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

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What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

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Waseem is not a funny guy!

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2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

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What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

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What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

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What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

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Obama

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how much is a microwave full of dead babies? a fridge full of dead puppies.

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what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

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Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

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Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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