Poop

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

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Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

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How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

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3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

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Obamacare haters

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What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

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what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

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This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

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What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

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What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

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You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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