Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

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whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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ask me if im a house are you a house? no

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Your mother is so unintelligent that her IQ score is equal to or lower than 2 standard deviations below the national average of 100 on the Mensa approved intelligence test that has been properly administered and supervised.

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knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

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Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

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What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

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w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

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Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

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What looks like a dick? A penis

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Womens rights

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHO LIVES IN A TIN SHACK THUMB MOUNTNORIS ALCATRAZ MAGHBARREY MUSTARD GAS MILK STAIN REGESTERED S.O SCREAMS MADELINN SBB OPERATION SBB FREE MEAT SANTA GREASE 590 ENGLISH FOLDER SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

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Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

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What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

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why did the bus crash the driver was an alcoholic and was drunk he killed 8 people upon impact.

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Nohypocondrism: When you feel fine and everyone keeps telling you you are a sick bastard. Charisma: Hey, that guy that changed my life killed the neighbor, cool rite? I mean that damn neighbor did say nothing to me when I said hi. Solitude: When the room is so overcrowded that you feel small and alone. I think that people that are jack of all trades and master of none are stupid... I AM JACK OF NO TRADES AND MASTER OF ALL! I am nothing, because nothing lives on forever, nothing is unbreakable, nothing is really awesome on a terrible day... I am also Nobody, because Nobody has more money than me.. FUUUUUUUU..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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