you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

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Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? *gunshot*

knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

Anti Joke

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