Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

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What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

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What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

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What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

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Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

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A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

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Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

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Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Father

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? Because it wanted to be a monkey? Why did the John fall out of the tree? Because he has no arms and legs because he suffers from a severe case of lepracy. Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by three monkeys, a fridge and a boy with no limbs.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

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W.N.B.A.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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knock knock. whos there?(haha ive never made my own joke before) Nick Nick who? Nick Saghir Oh, come in. Would you like some cookies?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

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if she is old enough to bleed, she probably wears tampons.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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