- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

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