What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

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what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

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What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

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The mailman saw little Johnny sitting on the side of the street with an old coffee can Mailman: What do you have in that can there? Johnny: dog shit Mailman: what the fuck

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What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

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Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

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what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

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A new restaurant KKKcake

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

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What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

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how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

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what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

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whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

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When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

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When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

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Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

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What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

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What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

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Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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