Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

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I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

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What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

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Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

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What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

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Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

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who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

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Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

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Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

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What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

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Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

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whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

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so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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