- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

What is brown and sticky? Poop

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

Poop

McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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