Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

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Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

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what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

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Why did the boy drop his Ice cream? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him.

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sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

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*knock knock "there's a door bell"

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A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

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How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

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What's a small person? A midget

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What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LJP1DphOWPs#!

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"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

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A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

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Penis.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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what colour is a frog green you idiot

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Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

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Q: What did Batman say to get robin into the Batmobile? A: Robin, get in the Batmobile!

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what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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Watch your lips.

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