A man walks into a bar. We see him as he approaches the register wearing a dark hoody. The surveillance camera seen here catches a glimpse of the man's face appearing to be a white male with mustache and beard. As you can see the man opens the register and takes the money before the bartender can get to him. If you have any information about this crime please call crime stoppers at 1-800-GET-HELP. In other news, the DOW JONES reached a record high today as investors in China begin working on keeping the economy from plundering.

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A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

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Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

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Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

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Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

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How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

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press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

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What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

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whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

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Q: Why did the Klansman go up to acclaimed rapper and television star, Flavor Flav, and say "Do you know what time it is, boy?" A: Because his trademark "bling" seems to be an actual functioning time piece. Q2: Why did that same Klansmen brutally murder Flavor Flav after he learned it was 5:46 in the pm? A2: Becasue Flavor Flav is black and that's kinda what you're expected to do in the Klan...

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

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What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

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A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

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If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

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What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

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What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

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Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

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why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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