A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

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Susie has Autism

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What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

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Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

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Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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hi michael

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How did the priest die? Masterbation

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Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

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Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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A guy is walking on the beach one day when he stubs his toe on something shiny. Digging in the sand he finds an old, tarnished lamp. He takes it home and liberally applies polish, then puts it on his mantlepiece, it completes the look he was going for in his room and he feels like all his wishes have come true. His wife dies in a car accident later that day.

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What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

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What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

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What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

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Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

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how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

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Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

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Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

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What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

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