Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

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Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

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women's rights.

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What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

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The 13th Amendment...

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Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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how do you fall off a building? you trip.

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what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

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Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

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Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

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What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

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What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

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What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

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What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

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What did nike say to addidas? Hi

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Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

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Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

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What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

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Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

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What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says .... Hey, you shouldn't be in here; you're a big and powerful animal and any sudden movement could be dangerous for anyone around you. You have sharp hooves and we don't carry anything ergonomically designed for you to actually drink out of ... so, it's probably best that you just go ahead and get out of here. The irishman at the bar says to the bartender: Why are you talking to a horse as if it can understand you? They do not understand the spoken word and do not have the vocal chords to reply.

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PUDDING

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What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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