- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

today i wanted to write a joke...... a joke

Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

why is liam baldy because his dad is too

Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

...NO.

What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

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