How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

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A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her." "Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable son of a BITCH!" she screamed. "Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

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Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

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A dentist, a librarian, a construction worker, a gynecologist, a zookeeper, a shoemaker, a terrorist, a politician, a cyclist, a truck driver, a kangaroo, a Mexican, a blonde, a Jewish black guy, a Honda Civic, a monkey, a penguin, an FBI agent, a stock broker, a president of a foreign country, a CEO of a very wealthy company regarding AIDS, a founder of one of top downloaded apps in the market, a chief executive, a cook, a waitress, a priest, a nun, a little boy, a fairy, a dinosaur, and a skeleton walks into a bar. There's no punchline.

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What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

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a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

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Penis-Pump

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horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

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Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

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Q

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100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

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I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

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what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

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What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

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A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

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A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

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The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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