- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

get on your knees and make a donut face:)

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

Trashcan!

In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

Why was Timmy sad?

Knock Knock. Come in.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

Gadaffi

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

Why do they censor everything on here? Because * * * *.

how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

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