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So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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do you wanna hear a joke cutsforbieber#

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knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

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If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

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Wade's the father

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An indian boy gets a girlfriend

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A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

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What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

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look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

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What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

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brian mcgee is gay!

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

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Why did I put the baby into the blender feet first? So I could see its facial expression

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

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whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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