- Anti Joke

What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

Barack Obama

Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

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Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

How did the priest die? Masterbation

When life throws you lemons, duck.

How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.