roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

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Nice weather we're having.

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Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

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Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

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What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

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How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

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Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

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A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

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Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

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I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

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Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

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what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

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What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

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Listen Nero, lol "listen", anyway, you seem pretty quick to take the blame for my mistakes here, I mean sigh... ...I would never send anyone to harass anyone, but then again I should never allowed them to join in the first place, how bad is that eye doing by the way? I am deeply sorry, I never meant for anything like this to happen. I am eating as I write, I mean I am still scared, I would not blame you if you still keep burning anger towards me.

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What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

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Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

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whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

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Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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