Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Ham sandwich

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a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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Knock knock Who's there? Doug I'm sorry Doug, I cannot answer the door, as I am a parrot well trained in English. But am locked in a cage.

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wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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Where is my tractor?

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What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

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what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

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haha, you're an orphan

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A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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you know what hurts.... PAIN

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

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Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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