- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

A Frenchman stays and fights

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

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