Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

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osama bin ladens hiding spot

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This is "Eliza" holy shit! I almost gave up and went to a party assuming you guys had simply skipped the reply. Please tell me nothing of this is written in code, because I have no fucking idea how to decipher it... ...To think that so few consider Nero a hero for all that he has done, and so many have come to hate him and still follow his advice basically abusing him. I told my sister to use mom`s cellphone to call and warn as many as possible, telling them to spread the word, is Nero7 Going to make it? He mentioned a barfight starting over nothing during new years eve. I know that some of the members where planning to use his own teachings in order to overthrow him, I warned him but he was fully aware already but did nothing for some reason. Yet none of them have the assets to do anything like this... Should I start calling all those members that left during Nero7`s "sudden paranoia period?" Many of them have political authority and can be of help if we can somehow convince them. Respond Asap, and if Nero7 is in a public hospital, then get him the hell out of there, he is an exposed target for anyone, if he gets killed, ill fucking kill you you hear me!

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blind man walks into a . . . .. .

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I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

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What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

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whats green and walks? A cabbage, cabbages dont walk

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what happened to the drug addict? he go high

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how did little johnny die? i killed him

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

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What did the pear say to the plum? Nobody knows - the plum was deaf and didn't hear, the pear knows only dirty words in sign language, and there was nobody else around to overhear.

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A blond, a brunnet and a read head all fall off a cliif, wich one did not die They all died you idiots

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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asparagus

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hello

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Good.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

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What would you rather do or drag a board?

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What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

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How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

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