What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

You know what is not cool? Fire.

Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

Drunk irish man

What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

What's 9 plus 10? 19

What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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