- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your friend Jim Oh hello Jim, please come in it is very nice to see you this fine evening.

What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a woman.

Knock knock Who's there? Rick Rick who? Your wife's boss. I regret to inform you that your wife has sustained a injury on the job and she is in intensive care... I also regret to inform you that your insurance doesn't cover the injury

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I LOVE YOUR MOMA CAUSE SHE STINKS OF POO :) BY VICKY CASSIDY, RENATA SZABO, ELLA AND HEIDI MCMILLAN

What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side

What did Hitler say to the Jew? I don't know, I don't speak German.

You're mother is so fat the doctors say she has a serious obesity problem and will most likely have to go on cholesterol pills and begin regulating her diet properly.

if she is old enough to bleed, she probably wears tampons.

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

how did the little girl die cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm asking, really... ..come on, someone has to know...

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

fabien

How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

Sorry boss

Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

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