when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

Where's my shotgun

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

A Mormon walks into a bar.

Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

Girls Basketball.

Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

knock knock who's there?

What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

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