- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

whats better than 24................. 25

roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

an amosh person used an electrical appliance

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

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