- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

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