- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

Knock Knock Come in

You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

can't wait until the baby boomers die

Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

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