what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

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A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

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I went to visit my friend last week (not a guy, guys as friends? Thats just gay, I mean you fuck all of your friends right?) And she was really happy and stuff right? I mean REALLY happy, and the poor thing was depressed for like 8-9 months or something. So I was like: ARE YOU HIGH RIGHT NOW? >:( She said: YEAH I AM HIGH ON LIFE! I looked down at the ground, it contained a full box full of syringes and needles! So I grabbed the whole thing and threw them out! So then I learned what Insulin was anyways. Ps: Depressed, pregnant... Not sure anymore, it was like two weeks ago or something.

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Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

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You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

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A snake walks into a bar

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This is not a joke.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

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What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Orange" "Oh, hey."

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

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Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

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Did the Chicken cross the road? No the road moved the chicken across.

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YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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