What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

Wats a joke?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

I saw a shovel once.

Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

I just painted my nails. I have braces.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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