Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

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What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

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A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

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Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

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Justin Beiber

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Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

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Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

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Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

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What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

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Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

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Dancing Potatoe!

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What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

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What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

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Anti Joke

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