women outside of the kitchen

Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

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What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

Knock knock Come In.......

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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