there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

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What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

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if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

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If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

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why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

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My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

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what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

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Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

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Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

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Your mother

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What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

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Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

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why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

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