What's up? A direction...

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Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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Black People.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

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A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

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-How old are you, Dick? -I'm 30 centimeters old

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What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

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man boobs

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Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

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A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

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XD I must like, really be into you, God I cannot breathe XD, that is like the most disgusting thing I have heard in my life, but coming from you that just comes out so quaint! XD

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

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What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

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Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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i dislike sack in my mouth

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If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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