- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

your mom is so blind she cant read.

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