- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

PENlS.

knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

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Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

Ouch.

Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

Ted Haggard.

What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

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