Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

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Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

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PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

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A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

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-Knock Knock. -Come in.

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A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

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When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

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Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

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How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

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Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

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What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

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Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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why did i fall? i got pushed!

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

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A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

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test

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

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What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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